1. Indoor playgrounds
There’s nothing more detrimental to maximum slide velocity than a sweaty bare foot, plus…foot fungus.
Listen, you just have to wear socks on planes. I don’t care if you have flip flops on. Your bare toes are no goes. You can’t count those puppies as travel companions.
3. At someone else’s house
You don’t know how old their Swiffer is, dude. Or wait, do they even have one?
4. Beach resorts
Warts the matter with walking around a dirty poolside? Everythings the matter.
5. Shoe shopping
Please save the next person who tries them on from feeling your grossness (no offence).
Rule of Toe
As a general rule of toe: If you’re unsure about what to wear, you should probably just throw on a pair.